Birth Control

“Alright! I’ll drive them to the field trip tomorrow,” sighed my neighbour resignedly.

Sure enough the next day found her with a van full of 7 to 10 year olds.

Clearly distracted, my neighbour cruised right through a stop sign, “Don’t you know how to stop?” Screamed the exasperated crossing guard, running towards the car.

My neighbour stopped her car, looked the crossing guard straight in the eye and said clearly upset, “what makes you think they are all mine?!”

Tags: car, field trip, neighbor

Category: General Jokes