Drunkard

 

The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic .

At his family’s urging he went to see a psychiatrist.

After a lengthy consultation, the doctor sternly ordered that hereafter, every time the patient got drunk he was to report his transgression the very next day.

A few days later the patient staggered into the psychiatrist’s office.

“I wanna report that I wash drunk last night,” he mumbled.

“For heaven’s sake, man, you’re drunk right now! ”cried the doctor.

“Yeah I know,” said the patient, “but I’m gonna report this tomorrow.”

Tags: alcoholic, doctor, drinker

Category: Family Jokes