Ring a Bell

The local church was desperately looking to hire someone to ring the church bell. After over a week of no leads, a fellow shows up asking for the job. The president of the church walks out of his office to interview the job candidate when he notices the man has no arms.

“Excuse me sir”, said the president, “but how do you expect to ring the bill without arms?”

“Just watch”, said the man confidently, and with that, the man charged toward the bell and banged his face onto it emitting a wonderful loud clang.

“Wow” said the president “that was wonderful!”

“Agreed” said the secretary coming in “that was simply beautiful.” “Can I see you do it again?” asked the secretary, who missed the first performance.

“Sure” said the man, who again charged toward the bell. Unfortunately he tripped on the way and died.

“Do we even know his name?” asked the baffled secretary.

“I don’t know” answered the president, “but his face sure rang a bell!”

Tags: church bell, president, Secretary

Category: Church Jokes