The Real Mother-In-Law
Two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said, “No he’s mine” countered the other.
After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling.
“Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.”
“No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.”
“Ah hah” said King Solomon with a big smile “I now know who is the real mother-in-law. For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.”
Category: Adult Jokes
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