Working Day and Night

July 8, 2014

“Frank Smith,” announced the judge, “for breaking into a house in the middle of the night, I sentence you to two years in prison.”

“But your honor,” pleaded Smith, “last time I was in court you sentenced me to a year in jail for breaking into a house in the day!

If not in the middle of the night, and not in the middle of the day, just when am I supposed to earn my living?”

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