Mouthology
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, Physiology?”
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: “What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.”
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, “do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?”
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.”
Category: General Jokes