Teacher and Student

Teacher: “If your father earned $50,000 a month and gave your mother half, what would she have?”
Student: “Heart failure or maybe a stroke!”

Teacher: “In the alphabet, what comes after ‘O’?”
Student: “Yeah.”

Teacher: “Attention class! First off, who can name a deadly poison?”
Charlie: “I can, teacher. Aviation. One drop and you’re dead.”

Tags: Student, teacher

Category: General Jokes