Anti-Semitism
After recess, the first grade teacher announced “I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess. If you can write what you did on the board, you’ll get a lollipop.”
The first girl asked was Jessica:
“Jessica what did you do during recess?”
“I played in the sand box.”
“OK” the teacher said, “let me see you write the word ‘box’ on the board.”
She did and got a lollipop.
Next was Tom: “I played with Jessica in the sand box.”
“OK, let me see you write the word ‘sand’ on the board.” He did and got a lollipop.
The next one was Billy Goldberg: “Well”, Billy said, “I tried to play in the sand box, but Jessica and Tom threw rocks at me.”
“What?” The Teacher said “they threw rocks at you, that sounds like outright anti semitism to me. If you can write ‘outright antisemitism’ on the board you’ll get a lollipop!”
Category: General Jokes
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