Burglar and Lawyer
Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial.
“How do you plead?” asked the judge.
“Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plead guilty or not guilty I ask that the court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.”
“Max, you were caught in the actual commission of a crime. What could any lawyer possibly say in your defense?”
“That’s exactly my point, your honor,” said Max, “I’m curious also to hear what he could possibly say!”
Category: Lawyer Jokes
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