Men and Women Talking

The difference between men talking and women talking.

Two women talking:

Woman 1: “Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!”

Woman 2: “Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?”

Woman 1: “No, it’s perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think!”

Woman 2: “Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.”

Woman 1: “Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.”

Woman 2: “Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.”

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Now, two men are talking:

Man 1: “Haircut?”

Man 2: “Yeah.”

Tags: haircut, men talking, women talking

Category: General Jokes