Nasty wife
A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat.
“Where’s your seat belt young man?” asked the cop.
“Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car”, responded the man.
“No you didn’t!” exclaimed his wife, “you never wear your seat belt!”. A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license.
“Aw shucks!” cried the man, “I must have left it home!” “Yeah right!” screamed his wife, “You know it expired 3 months ago!”
At a loss for words, the cop asked the woman “are you always so tough on him?!”
“No” responded the young woman, “only when he had too much to drink!”.
Category: General Jokes
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