Nasty Wife
A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat. “Where’s your seat belt young man?” asked the cop.
“Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car”, responded the man.
“No, you didn’t!” exclaimed his wife, “you never wear your seat belt!”.
A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license. “Aw shucks!” cried the man, “I must have left it home!”
“Yeah right!” screamed his wife, “You know it expired 3 months ago!” At a loss for words, the cop asked the woman “are you always so tough on him?!”
“No” responded the young woman, “only when he had too much to drink!”.
Category: Family Jokes
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