Spaceships
Two men were sitting at a bar talking about spaceships.
First man: Did you know that my country will launch a spaceship to the sun today, at 12:pm?
Second man: No, but that is brainless indeed
First man: Why?
Second man: If you launch at noon, the sun will burn you to dead.
But my country is more intelligent.
First man: Really?
Second man: Because shortly we will launch a spaceship at night so we won’t get sun burn!
Category: Bar Jokes