Tag: classroom

No god, no brain
July 10, 2014

No god, no brain

  One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY : Yes. 
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY : Yes. TEACHER : […]

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Pair of boots
July 9, 2014

Pair of boots

With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. […]

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Icy Day
July 8, 2014

Icy Day

“It was terrible”, moaned John upon entering the classroom a half hour late. “I left with plenty of time to arrive at school on time, but it was so slippery that every step I took, I slipped two steps back.” “Well,” said the teacher, with a suspicious look on his face, “how in the world […]

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