You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever […]
A few months before his sixtieth birthday, George began planning his party. He called up his 30-year-old daughter for some help. “Why don’t you invite all your old high school buddies?” she asked. “That could be a lot of fun.” “I’d like to bring all my high school buddies to the party,” said George, “but […]
Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, but it was all to no avail. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Lauren had enough. […]
My daughter sure showed me what a backseat driver I am! On our way to the mall today, I stopped short at a red light causing the car to jolt. As soon as I jerked my 3 year old in the backseat hollered Daaaaave. Not sure why she had called my husband’s name, I asked […]
Sam was the owner of a worldwide branch of stores and a multi-millionaire. When his daughter Sandy got engaged to a very religious young man, he called the future Groom into his office. “So tell me,” said Sam, sitting the young man down, “What are your plans for the future?” “Well”, said the Groom, “I […]
My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour we were finally admitted to see the Doctor. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and […]
My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour we were finally admitted to see the Doctor. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and […]
Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, but it was all to no avail. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Lauren had enough. […]
