Tag: director

The Bathtub Test for Insanity
July 9, 2014

The Bathtub Test for Insanity

During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “It’s simple actually,” said the Director. “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a Teacup and a Bucket to the patient. We ask him or her […]

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The forgetful actor
July 7, 2014

The forgetful actor

An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” After much worry the actor decided […]

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