Tag: employees

A Fine Bunch
July 12, 2014

A Fine Bunch

Can you imagine working at this outfit. It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses 3 have been arrested for assault 71 cannot get […]

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Miscellany
July 12, 2014

Miscellany

  I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. […]

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The half-wit
July 10, 2014

The half-wit

A man owned a small ranch near Sheridan, Wyoming. The Wyoming Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the investigator. “Well,” replied the rancher, “there’s […]

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