Try these stress-relieving and fun things to do in an elevator. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and mutter, “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!” Crack open your briefcase or purse; while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?” Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and […]
Deductive reasoning is a lot simpler than many people realize. Just see if it isn’t: Neighbour 1: “Hi, there, new neighbour, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving.” New Neighbour: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly.” Neighbour 1: “So what is it you do for a living?” New […]
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.” “That’s right, Johnny, I did,” he says. “And I heard you say that when […]
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn […]
John was a firm believer of ‘the more the merrier’. After only 10 years of marriage he already had 8 kids. When John was forced to move because of his job he was having a very hard time finding an apartment where the landlord would be willing to rent to such a big family. Finally […]
Edward was lying on his deathbed and the family was taking turns spending time with him. As he was speaking to his young granddaughter Emily, Edward suddenly smelled an all too familiar smell. Why it was his favorite – apple pie! His wife Sandy must have been baking it for him to enjoy this one […]
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband […]
