Deductive reasoning is a lot simpler than many people realize. Just see if it isn’t: Neighbour 1: “Hi, there, new neighbour, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving.” New Neighbour: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly.” Neighbour 1: “So what is it you do for a living?” New […]
A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter back, “there is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbour overheard his neighbour praying for food, thinking it would be funny, […]
“Alright! I’ll drive them to the field trip tomorrow,” sighed my neighbour resignedly. Sure enough the next day found her with a van full of 7 to 10 year olds. Clearly distracted, my neighbour cruised right through a stop sign, “Don’t you know how to stop?” Screamed the exasperated crossing guard, running towards the car. […]
“Alright! I’ll drive them to the field trip tomorrow!” Sighed my neighbor resignedly. Sure enough the next day found her with a van full of 7 to 10 year olds. Clearly distracted, my neighbor cruised right through a stop sign, “Don’t you know how to stop?” Screamed the exasperated crossing guard, running towards the car. […]
