Tag: policy

Murphy’s laws on work
July 10, 2014

Murphy’s laws on work

Everything can be filed under ‘miscellaneous.’ Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but […]

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A preacher died and went to heaven
July 10, 2014

A preacher died and went to heaven

  After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” “Our policy here in heaven is to reward results,” God explained. “Now, was your congregation […]

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