A student goes into his lab right at the end of the class hour. Fearing he’ll get an “F”, he asks a fellow student what she’s been doing. “We’ve been observing water under the microscope. We’re supposed to write up what we see.” The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles […]
Teacher: “If your father earned $50,000 a month and gave your mother half, what would she have?” Student: “Heart failure or maybe a stroke!” Teacher: “In the alphabet, what comes after ‘O’?” Student: “Yeah.” Teacher: “Attention class! First off, who can name a deadly poison?” Charlie: “I can, teacher. Aviation. One drop and you’re dead.”
