Tag: teller

Frog wants a loan from the bank
July 10, 2014

Frog wants a loan from the bank

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. “Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, […]

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Money Or Your Life
July 8, 2014

Money Or Your Life

Two thugs walked into a Mexican bank and demanded that the teller hand over all she had. “No comprendo” (I don’t understand) was her innocent response. Unsure of how to proceed, one of the thugs held out his gun and screamed “anyone hear speak Spanish?” Hesitantly, a young man approached. With his gun to the […]

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