Tag: wine

I can’t remember where I live
July 10, 2014

I can’t remember where I live

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me, ‘I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, […]

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping
July 9, 2014

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend: “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see […]

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