The bar
A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink.
“Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.”
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door.
“Can I have a drink please.”
“Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.”
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink.”
“Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told You, No Drinks!”
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”
Category: Bar Jokes