Why did you have to die?
A man was at a graveyard.
He began to moan “Why did you die oh why did you have to die?”
A passer by knelt down next to the man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually I never met him!” replied the man.
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer-by.
“He was my wife’s first husband!”
Category: General Jokes