Two Women Chatting in Office
Woman 1: “I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??”
Woman 2: “It was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep… How was yours… ??”
Woman 1: “Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner… After dinner we walked for an hour… When we came home he lit the candles around the house… It was like a fairy tale!”
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work…
Husband 1: “How was your evening.. ??”
Husband 2: “Great… I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ??”
Husband 1: “It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!”
Category: Family Jokes