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A dying man

July 10, 2014

Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The priest, keeping watch at the side of his bed, leaned quietly over and asked, “Do you have something you would like to say?”

The man nodded to the affirmative, and the priest handed him a pad and pen.
“I know you can’t speak, but use this to write a note and I will give it to your wife. She’s waiting just outside.”

Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took them and scrawled his message upon the pad which he stuffed into the priest’s hands. Then, moments later, the man died.

After administering the last rites, the priest left to break the sad news to the wife. After consoling her a bit, the priest handed her the note. “Here were his last words. Just before passing on, he wrote this message to you.”

The wife tearfully opened the note which read: “GET OFF MY OXYGEN HOSE!!”

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Category: Church Jokes