Category: Technology Jokes

Insurance Inquiry
July 12, 2014

Insurance Inquiry

I was talking to a friend last night who was telling me that he was driving into the city to renew his auto insurance. He was on his cellular phone, trying to get a better deal when a woman opened her car door in his path, and he collided with it. He said you can […]

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Broken down car in New York City
July 12, 2014

Broken down car in New York City

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, “Hey, bud, this is my car!” “OK,” the […]

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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Camping Trip
July 10, 2014

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Camping Trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see […]

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Ordering fast food
July 10, 2014

Ordering fast food

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to order in food by phone, but our […]

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Try doing it with the engine running
July 10, 2014

Try doing it with the engine running

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, ‘Hey Doc, want to take a look at […]

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ID ten T error
July 10, 2014

ID ten T error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It […]

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Why Men Are Like Computers
July 9, 2014

Why Men Are Like Computers

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The […]

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Engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole
July 9, 2014

Engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole

Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole: It falls down all the time. A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him. “Well, that’s easy…” He […]

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The Reason I’m Tired!
July 8, 2014

The Reason I’m Tired!

For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are […]

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