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Category: Church Jokes

Lord Or No Lord?
July 8, 2014

Lord Or No Lord?

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter back, “there is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbour overheard his neighbour praying for food, thinking it would be funny, […]

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Door Bell
July 8, 2014

Door Bell

Everyone loved Priest John. He was a happy jolly fellow always willing to help or lend a hand. One time John was walking down the street humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. “Hey there sonny” said John “let me help you out”, and […]

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Ring a Bell
July 8, 2014

Ring a Bell

The local church was desperately looking to hire someone to ring the church bell. After over a week of no leads, a fellow shows up asking for the job. The president of the church walks out of his office to interview the job candidate when he notices the man has no arms. “Excuse me sir”, […]

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Irish priest and Texas Police
July 3, 2014

Irish priest and Texas Police

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle […]

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