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Flying

July 8, 2014

Larry was a photographer for the N.Y. Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job.

“Hit it,” said Larry climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air.

“OK,” said Larry, “fly low over the trees over there, I want to take a few pictures.”

“What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Larry looked at the pilot and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the N.Y. Times, so please…..”

There was a long pause, before the pilot asked in a shaky voice, “you mean you’re not my pilot instructor?”

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