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Getting into the pub with your dog

July 10, 2014

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub.

Mike looks at his friend John and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.”

John replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.”

“Sure they will, just follow my lead.”

Mike walks up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman tell hims,

“I’m sorry but I can’t let you in here with your dog.”

Mike replies, “But I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.”

The doorman says, “Okay well in that case, come on in.”

John sees this and decides to do the same thing. He walks up to the front door, but the doorman says, “Sorry sir, you can’t come in here with a dog.”

John replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.”

The doorman responds, “I don’t think so buddy. You mean to tell me you have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?”

John stops for a second looking confused, and says, “They gave me a chihuahua?”

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Category: Animal Jokes