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Good Church Excuse

July 8, 2014

A friend of mine was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door, as always, to shake hands with the worshipers.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The vicar said to him, “You need to join the army of the Lord.”

My friend replied, “I’m already in the army of the Lord, Father.”

So the vicar inquired, “Then how come I only see you at Christmas and at Easter?”

My friend whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

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Category: Church Jokes