Tag: accountants

Surgeon Talk
July 10, 2014

Surgeon Talk

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… First surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.” Second surgeon says, “Nah – librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” Third surgeon responds, “Try electricians! Everything inside them is […]

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Five Surgeons
July 10, 2014

Five Surgeons

The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.” The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the […]

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