One night after work a group of male friends go to a bar for a few drinks before heading home. After a while one of the group keeps seeing a leprachaun running up to his beer & blowing into it making a funny noise with his lips. At first he thinks he must be […]
A duck walks into a bar around lunchtime, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “Oh my God, a talking duck! What are you doing here?” The duck replies, “I’m dry-walling the building across the street. I’ll be in town for a few days.” The next […]
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me that, if there ever comes a time that I […]
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and turns to his wife Hannah, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.” Hannah rolls her eyes, heads to the […]
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You lick your coffeepot clean. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee […]
