An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up!” He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again. “Pick me up.” The old man looked in the water and there, floating […]
So David is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. “Mother”, he said, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.” Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. “It’s that one”, said […]
