Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know last week I discovered that, if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the tenth floor, the winds around the building are so intense […]
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in […]
“How many cigars do you smoke a day?” “About ten.” “What do they cost you?” “Twenty cents a piece.” “My, that’s two dollars a day. How long have you been smoking?” “Thirty years.” “Two dollars a day for thirty years is a lot of money.” “Yes, it is.” “Do you see that office building on […]
So it was Jim’s first time leaving Europe, he was excited about visiting America and expanding his horizons. “Excuse me”, said a woman to him at the airport. “Do you happen to be traveling to America?” “As a matter of fact I am” responded Jim. “Do me a favor, my husband left to America 2 […]
