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We Need A New Cuckoo Clock
July 9, 2014

We Need A New Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in […]

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60 minutes of great sex
July 9, 2014

60 minutes of great sex

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea – why don’t you make up […]

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Travelling to America
July 8, 2014

Travelling to America

So it was Jim’s first time leaving Europe, he was excited about visiting America and expanding his horizons. “Excuse me”, said a woman to him at the airport. “Do you happen to be traveling to America?” “As a matter of fact I am” responded Jim. “Do me a favor, my husband left to America 2 […]

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Crazy drunk
July 8, 2014

Crazy drunk

  Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door. “Can you give me a push”, asked the man at the door.” Jeff looked at the man, thinking he looked […]

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Crazy drunk
July 7, 2014

Crazy drunk

Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 AM when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door. “Can you give me a push?” asked the man at the door. Jeff looked at the man, thinking he looked a […]

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