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Tag: employee

Royal Tyrell Museum
July 9, 2014

Royal Tyrell Museum

A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee: “Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex is?” “It is precisely 60 million and three years, two months, and eighteen days old.” “How can you know that with such precision?!” “Well, when I started working here, one of the scientists […]

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Interview
July 8, 2014

Interview

Always self conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Bob would interview a future employee, he would as him “what do you notice different about me?”. If the employee would mention his lack of ears (which often they did), it would be a for sure “no” for the job. However if the employee would mention […]

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Employee insults
July 8, 2014

Employee insults

“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” “I would not allow this employee to breed.” “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.” “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.” “This employee is depriving a village […]

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Get a raise
July 7, 2014

Get a raise

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary. ‘In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ […]

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