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Tag: engineer

Starting Salary
July 10, 2014

Starting Salary

Reaching the end of an extensive job interview, the HR person asked a young Engineer fresh out of college, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The engineering graduate said, “In the range of $100,000 – 125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The HR person said, “Well, what would you say to […]

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An Engineer accidentally goes to Hell
July 9, 2014

An Engineer accidentally goes to Hell

An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was […]

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Chocolate Store Magic
July 9, 2014

Chocolate Store Magic

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The engineer replied, “Okay, […]

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Specialties was of the most practical use
July 9, 2014

Specialties was of the most practical use

A group of students were discussing which of their specialties was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin. The chemist proceeded to explain why it was pink in color. The physicist measured the specific gravity. The mathematician calculated the cost per unit volume. The doctor […]

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