Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis. Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not. So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him. So the friend gave the man the witch’s address. The next day […]
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. “Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, […]
An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up!” He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again. “Pick me up.” The old man looked in the water and there, floating […]
A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: “Please, help me!” They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass. “Please, help me!” the frog repeats. “I’m not really a frog: I’m an enchanted, beautiful princess. Kiss me, and […]
