Tag: genie

A Genie Lamp with a Twist
July 9, 2014

A Genie Lamp with a Twist

A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. “I am an all and powerful genie. You get three wishes, but I must tell you in advance, anything you wish for, your ex-wife […]

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The Husband and the Genie
July 9, 2014

The Husband and the Genie

A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, “Come on in.” When they […]

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Good Men Are Hard To Find!
July 8, 2014

Good Men Are Hard To Find!

A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… […]

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Travel
July 8, 2014

Travel

An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. “You can each have one wish,” said the genie. The wife made her wish first “I would like to travel around the world, with my husband,”. Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets to […]

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