Tag: man

The Value of Undies
July 12, 2014

The Value of Undies

Be careful what you wear (or don’t wear), when working under your vehicle … especially in public. From the Morning Herald, Sydney Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry […]

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Whatever You Do, Don’t Step On A Duck
July 9, 2014

Whatever You Do, Don’t Step On A Duck

Three men approached the gates of heaven where they were immediately greeted by Saint Peter. “Hello good sirs, and welcome to the Kingdom of God. In heaven we have but one rule: DO NOT step on a duck.” “I’m sorry. Can you repeat that?” questioned one of the men. “Over the years, many misconceptions of […]

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Man In Ecstasy
July 9, 2014

Man In Ecstasy

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth… in and out… in and out. It was going on for 10 minutes at this point… Her heart was pounding… her face was flushed… then she moaned, […]

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Two factory workers talking
July 9, 2014

Two factory workers talking

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you […]

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One Way To Save Money
July 8, 2014

One Way To Save Money

Marty called his son: “Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up my mind and there is nothing you can do about it. I have decided to divorce your mother.” “But dad how can that be,“ the son asked, “you have been married for […]

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Conversation Differences Between Men And Women
July 8, 2014

Conversation Differences Between Men And Women

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think […]

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Good Men Are Hard To Find!
July 8, 2014

Good Men Are Hard To Find!

A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… […]

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