Tag: married

10 Signs You Might Be Trailer Trash
July 10, 2014

10 Signs You Might Be Trailer Trash

Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Somebody hollers “Hoe […]

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How tell If your wife is a virgin
July 9, 2014

How tell If your wife is a virgin

  Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do […]

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A Thinking Joke (See If You Could Follow It )
July 8, 2014

A Thinking Joke (See If You Could Follow It )

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself […]

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The Happiest Day
July 8, 2014

The Happiest Day

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, “congratulations Harry, I just wanted to tell you I’ve been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will […]

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The Man Of The House
July 8, 2014

The Man Of The House

A man was married to a woman whose commands to her husband were as sharp as the bite of a barracuda. It wasn’t so much that he was a coward, or too timid to talk back, but you know how it is… let’s keep peace in the family. One day the wife invited a group […]

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Father In Law
July 8, 2014

Father In Law

“Mom, Dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you,” said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!” “Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!” Gushed her Mom […]

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