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The 3 Day Fight
July 9, 2014

The 3 Day Fight

  Our anniversary was coming up, so my wife was hinting about what she wanted. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.” So I bought her a scale. And then the fight started… The following day I took my wife to a restaurant to make up for […]

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Excuse for Speeding
July 9, 2014

Excuse for Speeding

On his 60th birthday, Jeff bought himself a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared down the Florida highway. He decided to see how […]

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