Tag: neighbors

Signs You Might Be A Redneck
July 10, 2014

Signs You Might Be A Redneck

  You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever […]

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Too Old To Date
July 8, 2014

Too Old To Date

The neighbours thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what she answered he just couldn’t […]

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Money
July 8, 2014

Money

I was looking for a pet sitter for my pet sitter, for I was going out of town. After explaining all the work the job entailed to my neighbors 9 year old son. I asked, “so how much is the job worth to you?” After a moments thought, he responded, “I’ll give you one dollar.”

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