Woman 1: “I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??” Woman 2: “It was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep… How was yours… ??” Woman 1: “Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner… After dinner […]
This may seem a little too risque to some, but it’s so True… and Funny! They always ask at the office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong… and sometimes it’s embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong […]
A gorgeous young redhead lady goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. ‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’ The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she […]
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: ‘Dear God, […]
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up […]
