Tag: planning

Sixtieth birthday
July 9, 2014

Sixtieth birthday

A few months before his sixtieth birthday, George began planning his party. He called up his 30-year-old daughter for some help. “Why don’t you invite all your old high school buddies?” she asked. “That could be a lot of fun.” “I’d like to bring all my high school buddies to the party,” said George, “but […]

Read More

How tell If your wife is a virgin
July 9, 2014

How tell If your wife is a virgin

  Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do […]

Read More