Tag: Priest

The Candle
June 22, 2015

The Candle

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ […]

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Priest and young lady at airport
July 15, 2014

Priest and young lady at airport

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” He replied, “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid […]

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Drunken Man
July 10, 2014

Drunken Man

  A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk […]

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Its dark in here
July 9, 2014

Its dark in here

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there […]

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A Truck Driver’s Duty
July 9, 2014

A Truck Driver’s Duty

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. […]

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Getting A Hair Dryer Through Customs
July 9, 2014

Getting A Hair Dryer Through Customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I’m afraid they’ll […]

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The old Priest
July 9, 2014

The old Priest

Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. Father William jokingly told them that in […]

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The Honest Lawyer
July 8, 2014

The Honest Lawyer

The city miser was on his death bed and his last request was to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ”and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you […]

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Bankruptcy
July 8, 2014

Bankruptcy

“I just can’t take it anymore” cried Larry to his Priest. “No matter how hard I try, I just can’t seem to put bread on the table!” “Larry, listen closely to what I am going to tell you,” said the Priest. “Go to a quiet place outdoors where you can spend some time with the […]

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Door Bell
July 8, 2014

Door Bell

Everyone loved Priest John. He was a happy jolly fellow always willing to help or lend a hand. One time John was walking down the street humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. “Hey there sonny” said John “let me help you out”, and […]

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