Professor of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Professor of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Professor of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. Professor of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the […]
A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams: “How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?” It took all students an hour to finish the answer, except a lazy student who took only 5 seconds. Eventually, the lazy student got the […]
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and […]
At the end of his course on mathematical methods in optimization, the professor sternly looks at his students and says: “There is one final piece of advice I’m going to give you now: Whatever you have learned in my course – never ever try to apply it to your personal lives!” “Why?” the students ask. […]
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, Physiology?” The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: “What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.” After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, […]
