Tag: street

It’s Never Too Late
July 8, 2014

It’s Never Too Late

Two oldies got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore. “Excuse me” the man said to the clerk, “Do you sell medicine for memory problems?” “Sure” replied the clerk “all kinds.” “How about for arthritis?” “Yes,” replied the clerk. “Wheelchairs, walkers, adult diapers?” “Yeah,” replied […]

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Dogs
July 8, 2014

Dogs

Dan hated dogs, he hated them with a passion. One morning Dan was driving his car down a busy street when to his surprise he saw ahead of him a fellow running full force with 2 big dogs after him. “I’ve just got to save this guy”, thought Dan, and with that he quickly sped […]

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